1. We are, each of us, universes in our own right, being created and being destroyed, full of stars and planets and galaxies, of black holes and super novas, the deaths of stars and the births of stars, at once endless and expanding, and yet for some reason all we can think about is how we  want to eat McDonald’s but someone said it would make you fat.

  2. How can it feel like Monday and Friday at the same time?

It’s Thursday. 

#lyfe

    How can it feel like Monday and Friday at the same time?

    It’s Thursday.

    #lyfe

  3. Taco bell. Really, though.

    Taco bell. Really, though.

  4. collegehumor:

    HAPPY BATMAN DAY! We have 11 episodes of the best series ON THE INTERNET. We dare you to find a better one. Watch them all here.

    Batman vs. The Penguin (with Patton Oswalt)

    Batman Says His Goodbyes

    Batman Can’t Stop Thinking About Sex

    Batman vs. The Scarecrow

    Batman Meets Two-Face

    Batman Blows His Cover

    Batman Chooses His Voice

    Batman Meets The Riddler

    Batman Interrogation

    Batman Vanishing

    Harvey Dent. Can we trust him?

     

    Reblogged from: collegehumor
  5. A large woman in the McDonald’s drive-thru, eating pizza as she orders ice cream and a large diet coke.

  6. #deep

#jkthatstheceiling

    #deep

    #jkthatstheceiling

  7. Priorities.

    Reblogged from: sparkkyballz
    • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
    • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
    • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
    • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
    • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
    • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
    • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
    • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
    • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
    • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
    • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
    • Marvel: NEW LATINO GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
    • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
    • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
    • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
    • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
    • DC: Wait-
    • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
    • DC: I didn't-
    • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
    • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
    • Marvel: PEACE
    Reblogged from: klingram
  8. Nothing like taking photos of someone’s un-air-conditioned house to make your day. #werklyfe #sweatyswag #ew #houseiscutethough

    Nothing like taking photos of someone’s un-air-conditioned house to make your day. #werklyfe #sweatyswag #ew #houseiscutethough

  9. GIF MAKER ON TUMBLR IS BLOWING MY MIND

    GIF MAKER ON TUMBLR IS BLOWING MY MIND

  10. SERIOUSLY THOUGH, THIS HAS LITERALLY CHANGED MY LIFE.

    SERIOUSLY THOUGH, THIS HAS LITERALLY CHANGED MY LIFE.

  11. I’M FREAKING OUT

    I’M FREAKING OUT

  12. Me, realizing I CAN MAKE A GIF OF MYSELF ON TUMBLR.HOLY SHIT, THOUGH, I DIDN’T EVEN REALIZE THIS WAS POSSIBLE, I’M STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW REGULAR GIFS WORKK

    Me, realizing I CAN MAKE A GIF OF MYSELF ON TUMBLR.




    HOLY SHIT, THOUGH, I DIDN’T EVEN REALIZE THIS WAS POSSIBLE, I’M STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW REGULAR GIFS WORKK

  13. Sometimes I wonder why I’m not on Tumblr more

    but then I realize, it’s because everyone else is more interesting than me.


    Also, because no one knows I have a Tumblr.

  14. Every morning, I gather only exactly what I need for the day and move to the conference room. This minimizes distractions and allows for a neat work space. #work #workspace #waystobeproductive #boostingproductivity

    Every morning, I gather only exactly what I need for the day and move to the conference room. This minimizes distractions and allows for a neat work space. #work #workspace #waystobeproductive #boostingproductivity

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